My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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