I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
