dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
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