at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
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