Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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