Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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