You made me cry and you don't even care
if i can run in heels then i can drive
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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