i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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