My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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