I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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