True but thats because hes a fetus.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize