its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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