they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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