Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
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