We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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