It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
