my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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