Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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