Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Randomize
