physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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