Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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