Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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