OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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