Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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