so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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