His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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