he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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