I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
