oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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