Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
They have beer where we have blood.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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