Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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