She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
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