bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I'm too high and old for this...
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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