it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Semen is not good for contacts.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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