Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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