I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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