dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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