My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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