I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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