Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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