are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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