and you said cock pushups were impossible
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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