that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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