Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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