Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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