I think I am morally bankrupt
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I have fence marks all over my body
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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