I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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