I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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