doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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