You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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