well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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