And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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