Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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